Anonymous asked:
may i ask for mello when his s/o is very emotional for no reason? cus girl i'm bout to cry cus i want a bagel 😭 just ignore if you've already done something similar
Right out of the gate he doesn’t do very well. He has little experience helping people through freaking out over stuff that isn’t traumatizing and has even less experience dealing with that in a tactful way. But after a bit of teasing he will sit with you until you’re okay, rubbing your back and offering what little he can to get you to calm down before taking you out to get your mind off it. Just don’t expect to live it down; he will absolutely bring it up until the day you die unless told otherwise.
Anonymous asked:
What is your user in wattpad?
That shit dies with me man. It’s not hard to find it— I post most of my stuff all over— I’m sure but I made that account when I was a baby and on the off chance people read my stuff I wrote when I was young and just starting out the whole writing thing I’d rather not be super open about it lol
Anonymous asked:
I really like what you wrote about Near not being jealous but rather possessive. Could you elaborate deeper on that, what other measures would he take, would he say something about it or would he be more subtle about it ? I love ur work <3
Subtle does not exist in this man’s vocabulary. He doesn’t come off as particularly upset, but he is absolutely going to dump on whoever it is you think is more deserving of your time than him. He will point blank ask you how you know a person and why you would want to spend time with someone like them when you’re getting paid to spend time with him anyways. Don’t ask him how he knows you’ve been talking to other people when he barely leaves his little room. That’s unimportant. What’s important is that you know that your standards are too low and that you really ought to spend more time with him instead.
Anonymous asked:
hello hello! i hope you're well. i've become enamored by your writing, especially your L <3 i was wondering about your thoughts on a death note harem x reader (with L, Matsuda, Misa.... +ryuk & rem? maybe that stinky boy called Light too ahdfjadkshf) if any come to mind >< thank you for reading this!! i hope you have a very nice day.
Light will be acknowledged as a person this one time.
This depends wildly on whether we’re talking a harem in the sense of you having a bunch of people in a relationship with you or a harem in the anime sense (aka a bunch of hot people trying to convince you to date them).
Anonymous asked:
idk what 10 year old thing you're angry abt but lowkey i would buy one of those barbie cars for toddlers and drive it to class... ts better than a porsche but anyway i do have a request ! i saw somebody post abt chrollo's icks and it got me thinking what are L's icks? obviously that he ain't never around and emotionally unavailable 💀 but what do you think?
I’ve had an idea of this in my drafts for a while (someone sent me an ask about maybe being nicer to Light and I felt bad about not evening out the score) so I’ve actually had quite a bit of time to think about it.
Being in a relationship with this man is certainly a choice. It would be hard to be in a relationship with him if you were insecure. If you had any doubt in your mind that he was unfaithful or that he was not going to come back the relationship would completely fall apart. He is unwilling to pursue anything more serious with you than what you have. You’ll never get to move into a place together or settle down and grow old together; unless his life changes dramatically it is beyond the realm of possibility. If you’re anxious or paranoid the relationship will not hold after a month of no contact. If he thinks you’d be better off with someone you happen to have talked to one time he will never contact you again and you will have no way of getting back in contact. The relationship is entirely on his terms; he can leave you whenever he likes, and if he had his way you would be financially dependent on him just so you could be reminded that you had a boyfriend. He feels the need to make sure that you’re safe at all times but is unwilling to do so much as call you so that you know he’s okay doing whatever it is he’s doing.
Talking in terms of day to day living, it’s also disheartening to be alone all the time, to save yourself constantly for this man that is practically a stranger on paper who you can’t contact and won’t see for months on end. It’s exhausting, looking out for his hints that he’s coming back or trying to piece together where he’s been or what he was doing or if he’s okay. It’s disorienting, not knowing where you stand with him, not getting why he’s so secretive or why he’s so unwilling to take any further steps with you if he likes you as much as he says he does. He’s a good boyfriend when he’s around, but how can you honestly believe he loves you and trusts you when he’s not even willing to tell you basic information about himself, even when you’re sure he knows everything about you?
It’s a challenge. It’s a lot. You’d be dealing with a lot.
poondawg420 asked:
hiii !! i love ur account SO much!! you really are so good at understanding characterization, it’s very inspiring and helpful and i love reading ur posts dearly.. i have a question that might sound a bit ridiculous, but if L was in a romantic relationship do you think he would use pet names?? i feel like on one hand he could think it’s incredibly stupid, but on another he might think it’s really funny and could simultaneously be a good way to casually reaffirm his feelings for someone when he doesn’t have time otherwise, if that makes any sense??? i do think he’s more of a silly guy than most people give him credit for, even if he does it in an extremely deadpan way lol.. but i am extremely curious how you might see it!!
Ironically, yes. In a teasing way he would, or to annoy you, but he wouldn’t genuinely ever move to give you a pet name. He likes your name. He thinks it’s intimate, knowing your name; why would he need a pet name when your name is right there? That being said, he would absolutely give you a nickname if he can think of a fitting one; he’d like to be able to refer to you without worrying about your safety, and who doesn’t like an inside joke?
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
*Annoying kid’s voice* Mom! Didja’s irrationally angry about a property made for ten year olds again!
Anonymous asked:
How does L act when he gets mad? 🧐
It’s not a super noticeable change. To people who know him it is but he doesn’t do anything super obvious. If you catch the way his words become just a little better pronounced, the way his movements get a little more deliberate, the way his eyes seem to focus a little more intently than usual, then you might notice a difference. He doesn’t get angry much. If he is genuinely angry, the average person wouldn’t notice until something’s been done to resolve any issue he and the target of his ire have.
I am almost done with part 1 of the secret history and may I just say that these are the stupidest children I have ever read about? Orel Puppington has more understanding of nuance than these nerds. Their teacher taught a class where the implicit moral is to indulge in your animalistic side in moderation and they heard “yo let’s starve ourselves and stay awake for three days to try and see god thats a fun after school activity!” And then after murdering a man one of these idiots decide to write that he killed a man in a diary he bought on a vacation with someone who literally speaks his language and it’s like how has Darwinism kept you alive this long? And now Henry’s talking about poison mushrooms and basing his survival on what I think is a night quill red bull fallacy? Because of some book he read and dog torture? The fuck, man?